There's this game where you put in a dollar and you win four quarters.

Fri, 26 Aug 2005 06:45:14 GMT

I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY ... BACKWARDS!!

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:43:18 GMT

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children
even samurai have teddy bears and even the teddy bears get drunk
Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.

Tue, 23 Aug 2005 07:36:03 GMT

I am Protennoia.
I am revealed in the immeasureable.
I move in every creature.

I am the life within every Power
and every eternal movement
and invisible Light.

Those who sleep I awaken.
And I am the sight of those who dwell in sleep.
I am the Invisible One within the All.

Whenever I wish I shall reveal myself of my own accord.
I am the head of the All.
I exist before the All and I am the All.

It is through me that Gnosis comes forth.
I am the real Voice.
The Word originated through my Voice.

The Voice that originated
exists as three permanences:
the Father, the Mother, the Son.

I anointed Christ.
Through me the All took shape.

I am the Mother, the Light, the Virgin,
the incomprehensible Womb,
the unrestrainable and immeasureable Voice.

I am the Mother of the Voice
speaking in many ways, completing the All.
It is in me that knowledge dwells --
the knowledge of things everlasting

The Children of the Light know me.
I cast into them the eternally Holy Spirit.

I am the Light that illumines the All.

I came down to the world of mortals
on the account of the Spirit that remains
in that which descended and came forth
from the innocent Sophia.

~~freely extracted/adapted from
Trimorphic Protennoia

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 07:19:49 GMT

no value were it not for the precious jewel contained within.

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 07:31:54 GMT

I think there was one slight shade of error
in describing the Beat movement as primarily a protest movement.
That was the thing that Kerouac
was always complaining about:
he felt the literary aspect or the spiritual aspect
or the emotional aspect was not so much protest at all,
but a declaration of unconditioned mind beyond protest,
beyond resentment, beyond loser, beyond winner -
way beyond winner.

A declaration of 'unworldly love that has no hope of the world
and cannot change the world to its desire'-
that's William Carlos Williams.
'Unworldly love,' which means the basic nature of human minds,
which is totally open, totally one with the space around,
one with life and death.

So, naturally, having that much insight, there'll be some obvious smart remarks
that might change society, as a side issue,
but the basic theme
was beyond the rights and wrongs of political protest.

- Allen Ginsberg, June '82,

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:51:31 GMT

Come on out, stop fucking the blonde! Come on out and have a drink

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:46:56 GMT

Rain's over, hammer on wood
---this cobweb
Rides the sun shine

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 03:45:49 GMT

The most mediochre of males feels himself a demigod as compared with women

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 07:37:36 GMT

All these moments will be lost in time,
like tears in rain.

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:33:33 GMT

Oh no! I should do something....but i am already in my pajamas.
"I'll be whatever I wanna do."
you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman.
Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"
"Oh. Your. God."
"That's not a cigar. Uh... and it's not mine."
Jesus, Allah, Buddah. I love you all!
I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
"Windmills do not work that way! Godnight!".
"What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
"Stop it, stop it, it's fine. I will destroy you."
stop pestering Satan!
Are you there God? It's me...
Why do you have a social worker? I am the one with stigmata.
What a horrible thing to say!

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:16:16 GMT

For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal.

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 19:26:54 GMT

you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed Jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind! Underwear.. buddy.. fat

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 10:41:50 GMT

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 15:03:39 GMT

Although there is no 'l' in Christmas, there is 'Noel' in Christmas

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 15:03:01 GMT

Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
You look like Snoopy and it makes me smile

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 15:01:41 GMT

You can't sell me you fat suon of a bitch!

Sub Cut Up

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 12:05:32 GMT

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Sat, 06 Aug 2005 12:04:01 GMT

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Sat, 06 Aug 2005 03:50:56 GMT

Always soft, but far,
The night knows no pink shadows.
Gladdened, he declines.

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 09:25:55 GMT

A life-guard gets drunk in the suburbs.

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 09:23:35 GMT

I don't take drugs as an escape trick, like some cheap magician on a cruise ship. I take drugs to find gold, like a greedy prospector in the backcountry. There are those who take drugs to be cool and those who take drugs to expand. I am not James Dean. I'm a balloon. And god has a mouth on my hole. And is blowing. And filling me up. And filling me up. One day I will explode. And then I will be free.

Robert Sedlack, "The African Safari Papers

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 04:15:41 GMT

I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.

—Jack Kerouac

Nicotine is also more addictive than cocaine and heroin. No, you don't say

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 14:33:42 GMT

I was reading second hand smoke is dangerous What genius is just figuring that out ? Nicotine is a class A carcinogen, meaning that there is NO safe level of exposure. Nicotine is also more addictive than cocaine and heroin. In addition to nicotine, cigarettes contain such savory ingredients such as tar, ammonia, acetone, and nail polish remover. Hence the reason I smoke it daily.

I'd do her

cut up

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 05:43:35 GMT

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Wed, 27 Jul 2005 05:39:49 GMT

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....